Last month I got a chance to write a few baby posts in honor of International World Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and I thought I wouldn’t have a chance to write about babies for a while. But I was pleasantly surprised, on The Adventures in Baby Wearing Blog, to discover it is International Baby Wearing Week. I know there are weeks for everything – but an excuse to write about babies is just perfect…
So Baby Wearing… it is. The last post I wrote about babies was all about Se7en things I wish I had known before I had a baby… well, well, well…
Well, I don’t know what on earth I was thinking when I was pregnant, other than getting through labour without medical intervention. I know people always say to me – Homebirths? Se7en of them? Are you mad? – No terrified of anything medical, just the smell of a doctors rooms can send me reeling. Little did I know that this was setting me up for a really good start with our babies.
So what was I thinking? Books and magazines have photographs of these cute babies being held by mothers in their airy fairy dressing gowns, or the mother sipping tea while the baby lies sleeping in its adjacent cot… and kind of floating around – never doing chores, you never ever see photographs of mothers and babies hanging the laundry or doing dishes… what do new mothers do? Apart from drink herbal tea and read magazines…
So here is a list of Se7en things I wish I had thought about before having a baby:
I never ever thought about the day to day – ness. You have a baby and you spend nine months waiting to meet this little human and absolutely everyone is obsessed with it sleeping. Grannies, midwives, neighbors, friends – everyone ask how they sleep. But what do babies do when they are awake… everyone is so thinking about sleep – but they don’t sleep for 24 hours at a time… I had no idea what babies do: Let me tell you they don’t sit on the mat playing with toys, they don’t even lie on the mat and watch mobiles – when new babies are awake they like to be held. In fact when they are asleep they like to be held too – I didn’t know that either!
I never thought about resting with a baby. I knew new moms were tired but I didn’t realize how exhausting the whole sleep deprivation thing can be! Think prisoner of war and every time you fall asleep they wake you up… Every time you sit down for a rest in the last few weeks of pregnancy your baby starts to play – guess what that is its rhythm… Once it is out there, thats still its rhythm. Only once they are out, these tiny little creatures has to deal with gurgles from within until now they have had everything on tap, so to speak. Now they have hunger and the whole digestion process to deal with. Now they have cold, now they have nappies, now they have general discomfort – poor little things, just days before everything was perfect! Hold the little thing – life is awfully tough for them!
I never thought about actually nursing. I new we would nurse, Breast is Best after all. I occasionally saw a mother nurse – pop her baby (notice I didn’t say infant) under her shirt and thats how it is done – reality check… there is no popping of a newborn under anything and expecting it to nurse – NO CHANCE! I wish I had been to La Leche League meetings and seen real mothers nursing newborns! Find your nearest group on their website. And the sooner you learn to nurse lying down the better. I couldn’t for the life of me, but gravity and fatigue one me over and I never looked back.
I never thought about going out with a baby. Other than every mother I knew seemed to pack for a year abroad just to get to the front door. After six weeks of battling to nurse with my first, we finally got it right only if I was on our bed and there was absolutely no one around to talk to to distract me from the task. The only place I thought I would ever go again in my life was the local nudist beach… Hahaha! I didn’t know that at six weeks there is a leap and suddenly you and your baby grow up together, nursing happens and mothering happens and it can all be done! And actually you just need a nappy/diaper and a change of clothes to get out the front door! And with every subsequent baby I have reveled in the first six weeks because they fly by so quickly and then your infant is gone. Infants need to be held, so do babies, so do toddlers – but lets just start at the beginning!
I never thought about how to deal with conflicting advice. I had endured pregnancy advice for nine months and thought I was home free – no! Everyone has something to say to a new mom – everyone… It conflicts, it confuses and it creates chaos. I wish people would say: what a lovely baby and move on! And I wish I had known who to turn to and it isn’t the local clinic! I had conquered the medicalism of pregnancy and escaped it – but I didn’t realize that going to the weekly clinic to weigh your baby was just another chance to step onto the medical train… The point is, they are there to solve problems: either your baby has gained too much weight this week – and you get the whole over feeding lecture; or your baby hasn’t gained enough this week and you get the whole you must supplement now lecture; or if your baby doesn’t sleep through the night give it some cereal in its bottle – myth warning – no study has ever proved that cereal in your babies bottle will help it sleep through the night. Babies don’t sleep through the night – they can’t!.
I never thought of the logistics of caring for a baby. I wish I had known that they do nurse two hourly and eventually they get better at it, but at first they nurse often and it takes ages! Their tummies are only about as big as their fist, for crying out loud. How long can that last? Why in the world must babies wait four hours between feeds when we can step up to the fridge whenever we like? When last did any adult you know go four hours without consuming anything? Which leads to another thing, I never gave a thought to feeding babies in general, when on earth did they eat real food and how on earth did you go about that whole project – never gave it a thought!
I never gave a thought to the reality of a newborn. When you see babies out with their moms – they are not newborns. When you see babies at the store, in a restaurant, at the library, unless it is a very experienced mother – they are not newborns they are a couple of weeks old and a couple of weeks makes a huge difference to the mother-baby pair!!! I guess I thought all my instincts would just kick -in… they don’t! For example, after a couple of weeks in the dead of night the father person asked me if I was going to feed Hood #1, who was screaming his head off in our bed and I said, who on earth is Hood #1 and what is he doing in our bed. I got it right eventually but really motherhood didn’t leap out instinctively and I really didn’t have any previous baby experience – I should have gotten myself to a local La Leche League Meeting.
It all just goes to show – there is a whole lot to think about before you have a baby, so get yourself to your local La Leche League where you can watch infants and mothers in action. Trust me, if this is your first baby then don’t just think about it!
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